Apology #262

Dear New Guy,

I'm sorry, but you seem imcompetent. It is hard to respect you when you make such rash, unthought-out decisions.

But then again, I'm not in your shoes...so even though it is hard to respect you, I'll try to be nice...as much as I can that is.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #254

Dear New Guy,

I'm sorry that you seem incompetent. I'm also sorry that I can't seem to help myself from rolling my eyes after every single conversation we have.

Hopefully I'll get over that soon.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #253

Dear The Word: "Snarky",

I'm sorry, but I believe that you are over used and misunderstood.

Therefore, I hate you and try like the dickens not to use you. I'm actually ashamed that I used you here...never again...never again.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #252

Dear Alarm System Company,

I'm sorry that you had to be here first thing Monday morning. I'm mostly sorry though that your being here caused the alarm to been constantly and for a ridiculously long amount of time before anyone had ingested any hint of caffine.

You suck.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #217

Dear Cell Phone, I'm sorry, but you suck. You were cool for about three seconds and then newer, sleeker versions of much nicer phones came out and made you seem obsolite. Oh well...that's the price I pay for not wanting to sign a ridiculous contract right now. Sincerely, Me

Apology #212

Dear Crude Oil Prices, I'm sorry, but I fear that if you continue to climb, the global economy will be on the brink of collapse again. I'm not sure if 2% of the global supply is worth a $70/barrel jump...but then again, I like to be cautious. Sincerely, Me

Apology #211

Dear Job Hunting In A Different State, I'm sorry, but you suck. Sincerely, Me

Apology #193

Dear Cold Weather, -14 degrees is not cool. I'm sorry that you seem to think otherwise. Sincerely, Me

Apology #192

Dear Girl On The Treadmill Next To Me That Weighs Exactly 1/2 of My Body Weight, I'm sorry that I snuck a peek at your weight when you entered it into the machine, but seriously, don't you think that it is time to eat a hamburger or some bacon and get some meat on your bones? Sincerely, Me

Apology #182

Dear Guy Who Microwaved Something That Smells Alarmingly Like Vomit, I'm sorry that you are eating that. I don't know what it is, but by the smell of it, it shouldn't be in the office, let alone going into your body. Maybe its time to go grocery shopping...just sayin! Sincerely, Me

Apology #24

Dear Bride to be,

I'm sorry that things get so hectic before a wedding and you realize three days before d-day that you have forgotten to invite your family (aka out of town guests) to dinner the night before.  You then send a message on facebook, tell me to call and forget to include your number after asking me to let you know how many of the family will be there.  Considering I live 2000 miles away from the rest of said family, gee, it's hard to say who will make it to this last minute dinner or not!

Sorry for my snarkiness, but seriously, get a planner!

Sincerely,
Me