Apology #226

Dear Car, I'm sorry that I doubted you would pass your emmissions test last week due to your "check engine" light being on. Thankfully you were able to prove me wrong and I was very grateful for that =) Sincerely, Me

Apology #212

Dear Crude Oil Prices, I'm sorry, but I fear that if you continue to climb, the global economy will be on the brink of collapse again. I'm not sure if 2% of the global supply is worth a $70/barrel jump...but then again, I like to be cautious. Sincerely, Me

Apology #195

Dear Notary of the Public Who Came To My House Last Night, I'm sorry that your employer failed to tell both you and me that my spouse needed to be present during my refinance closing and that you had to drive us to his place of employment so he could sign three pieces of paper. But hey, at least I was able to feel like a pimp riding around in a Mercedes SUV. Thanks. Sincerely, Me

Apology #7

Dear Guy Waiting For The Bus,

I'm sorry that I didn't notice you and started using my washer fluid this morning...which happened to spray all over you in a drive-by style setting.

I hope that I didn't ruin your day.  But honestly, that bus stop is literally right on the street and you were standing in the road...early morning karma or me not being full awake or caring?  You decide.

Sincerely,
Me