Apology #230

Dear Doggins, I'm sorry that I made you go for a run while I rode my bike on Saturday. I'm glad that we turned around when we did so you could get some rest. I guess we need to get you back in running condition...shouldn't be too hard since you are part greyhound! Sincerely, Me

Apology #229

Dear Endocrinologist, I'm sorry, but I think that you are fairly ridiculous in thinking that upping my workouts to 5 days a week of non-stop cardio is actually going to make a difference...adding one extra hour may help a bit, but it definitely won't melt that extra 25 lbs off! Sincerely, Me

Apology #192

Dear Girl On The Treadmill Next To Me That Weighs Exactly 1/2 of My Body Weight, I'm sorry that I snuck a peek at your weight when you entered it into the machine, but seriously, don't you think that it is time to eat a hamburger or some bacon and get some meat on your bones? Sincerely, Me

Apology #14

Dear Fat Globules Sticking To My Inner Thighs,

I'm sorry that I am now dieting and not letting your brethren take up residence on my body anymore. 

I'm also sorry that I'm not eating the amazing, grease laden foods as I once used to...which also means that your fatty cousins can't move in.

Sincerely,
Me