Apology #243

Dear Dog,

I'm sorry that I'm taking you to the groomers on Friday. Last time you were there you seem traumatized, but I'm guessing that was from the HUGE pit bull next to you that barked in your face the entire time. Poor Puppy. But at least you'll be clean for about 5 minutes after I pick you up! Always a plus =)

Sincerely, Me

Apology #230

Dear Doggins, I'm sorry that I made you go for a run while I rode my bike on Saturday. I'm glad that we turned around when we did so you could get some rest. I guess we need to get you back in running condition...shouldn't be too hard since you are part greyhound! Sincerely, Me

Apology #220

Dear Guy In My Office, I'm sorry that you are feeling depressed and have had the thought run across your mind that you have nothing to live for. But I am happy that I got a laugh and a smile out of you when I reminded you that you do, in fact, have something to live for...your dog. Since that ball of fur won't live with anyone else, I'm thinking you're plenty needed! Sincerely, Me

Apology #180

Dear Dog, I'm sorry that you always look forlorn, even when you are at your happiest. Those sad puppy dog eyes make me wonder what your internal monologue is or if you are just trying to pull one over on me. Sincerely, Me

Apology #38

Dear Dog,

I'm sorry that you were sprayed by a skunk while we were gone and given two baths to help with the stench.  I'm also sorry that I gave you another bath last night and it appears to have made the smell even worse.

I'm triple sorry that I have to bathe you again this week with tomato juice since your grandfather didn't do that originally.

Sincerely,
Me