Apology #264

Dear Office Mates,

I'm sorry that I kept my door closed for most of yesterday, but really, you should be thanking me. Due to some unforeseen "complications" from eating soup with beans in it, well...I'm guessing you know where this is going. Let's just say that I'm sorry that things got a little smelly...but at least I spared you from the bulk of it!

Thanks be to whomever invented scented room spray. They are my hero.

Sincerely,
Me

PS
Smells from yesterday have completely dissapated and we will NOT be having a similar situation today...hopefully.

Apology #254

Dear New Guy,

I'm sorry that you seem incompetent. I'm also sorry that I can't seem to help myself from rolling my eyes after every single conversation we have.

Hopefully I'll get over that soon.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #242

Dear Guys In The Shop,

I'm sorry that you didn't realize you were cutting an active water pipe and then ended up with a flood on your hands. I am not sorry, however, that we had to stay here sans accessbile toilets until you fixed your mistake.

Sincerely, Me

Apology #29

Dear Past Mistakes,

I'm sorry that I made you, but in a way, I'm also grateful because I have learned so much from you.

Sincerely,
Me