Apology #262

Dear New Guy,

I'm sorry, but you seem imcompetent. It is hard to respect you when you make such rash, unthought-out decisions.

But then again, I'm not in your shoes...so even though it is hard to respect you, I'll try to be nice...as much as I can that is.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #216

Dear Tuesday Morning, I'm sorry that when I woke up, I thought you were Thursday. What a harsh reality to come crashing into. Sincerely, Me

Apology #213

Dear Friday, I'm sorry that I was confused this morning and thought you were Thursday. What a happy surprise! Sincerely, Me

Apology #191

Dear Tuesday, I'm sorry that I keep thinking you are Wednesday. I'll try to do better next time. Sincerely, Me

Apology #24

Dear Bride to be,

I'm sorry that things get so hectic before a wedding and you realize three days before d-day that you have forgotten to invite your family (aka out of town guests) to dinner the night before.  You then send a message on facebook, tell me to call and forget to include your number after asking me to let you know how many of the family will be there.  Considering I live 2000 miles away from the rest of said family, gee, it's hard to say who will make it to this last minute dinner or not!

Sorry for my snarkiness, but seriously, get a planner!

Sincerely,
Me