Showing posts with label Weddings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weddings. Show all posts

Friday, August 13, 2010

Apology #35

Dear Guests At My Brother's Wedding Reception,

Sorry Grandma said in an exceedingly loud voice so all could hear that my wedding was better.  It may or may not be the truth, but still!  And Grandma, I still love you, even after all of your bad behavior (who doesn't like a grandma with tattoos?)  =)

Sincerely,
Me

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Apology #24

Dear Bride to be,

I'm sorry that things get so hectic before a wedding and you realize three days before d-day that you have forgotten to invite your family (aka out of town guests) to dinner the night before.  You then send a message on facebook, tell me to call and forget to include your number after asking me to let you know how many of the family will be there.  Considering I live 2000 miles away from the rest of said family, gee, it's hard to say who will make it to this last minute dinner or not!

Sorry for my snarkiness, but seriously, get a planner!

Sincerely,
Me