Apology #222

Dear Month Of March, I'm sorry that you are one of the snowiest months in this part of the world and that you are not quite living up to your reputation. I would like just one good snow storm that gives me a reason to stay at home...c'mon and knock the power out at the office so we HAVE to shut down...just make sure that my neighborhood remains nice and toasty! Sincerely, Me

Apology #201

Dear Winter Weather, I'm sorry that I wished for you over the Christmas holiday. You seem so nice back then. Now I pretty much loathe you...unless you can snow enough to close down my office (which would take a miracle)...so maybe let's work on that. Sincerely, Me

Apology #197

Dear Parents Who Live In A Different State, I'm sorry that I haven't called in three weeks. I'll call later on this week. The snow/ice combo is making me turn into a hermit (aka lazy). Sincerely, Me

Apology #193

Dear Cold Weather, -14 degrees is not cool. I'm sorry that you seem to think otherwise. Sincerely, Me

Apology #176

Dear Driveway, I'm sorry that we shoveled you during a break in the latest snow storm only to wake up the next morning to four more inches covering you. I'm also sorry that I had to shovel you last night in the dark when the temperature dipped below zero. Such is life. Sincerely, Me

Apology #25

Dear Weather,

I'm sorry that I cannot always support your decisions to change every five minutes.  Some days it is nice when you make the change from blizzard to nice sunny day...but today, the decision to be overcast and comfortable to 100+ degrees and then back to cloudy but hot is not so nice.

Get your shit together.

Sincerely,
Me