Apology #231

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm sorry that my brother, your son, does not think about your feelings. I know that someday he will look back on this past 10 year period and wonder what happened and probably blame some external force instead of thinking about the things he did and how he could have changed them. I guess that if it is any consolation, at least you still have me. Sincerely, Me

Apology #207

Dear Mom, I'm sorry that you are sick and had to stay home from work. Really though, I'm sorry that you called me in the middle of the day when you were bored and wanted to talk when I was actually busy for the first time in months. I guess it is sort of payback for the times I have called you when you are at work. Maybe we should try calling each other at night like normal people =) Sincerely, Me

Apology #197

Dear Parents Who Live In A Different State, I'm sorry that I haven't called in three weeks. I'll call later on this week. The snow/ice combo is making me turn into a hermit (aka lazy). Sincerely, Me

Apology #8

Dear Mom & Dad,

I'm sorry that I never became:

• The President
• An Astronaut
• A Ballarina
• A Juggler
• The person to discover safe cold fusion
• Independently Wealthy (so I can take care of you in your old, decrepit age)
• A Professional Athlete
• A cowboy
• Or any combination of the aforementioned items.

I hope that you'll learn how to forgive me some day.

Sincerely,
Me