Apology #8

Dear Mom & Dad,

I'm sorry that I never became:

• The President
• An Astronaut
• A Ballarina
• A Juggler
• The person to discover safe cold fusion
• Independently Wealthy (so I can take care of you in your old, decrepit age)
• A Professional Athlete
• A cowboy
• Or any combination of the aforementioned items.

I hope that you'll learn how to forgive me some day.

Sincerely,
Me