Apology #241

Dear Gym,

I'm sorry I haven't seen you in over a week now. A part of me actually misses you...mostly because when I am able to visit you and get my sweat all over you, that means I'm healthy...and when I don't see you, that means I'm either on vacation (I wish!) or sick (super lame). Hopefully we'll see one another soon.

Sincerely, Me

Apology #227

Dear Lymph-nodes, I'm sorry that you are currently pissed off and that drinking copious amounts of water is not helping. Please give me some sign that you are getting better soon! Sincerely, Me

Apology #207

Dear Mom, I'm sorry that you are sick and had to stay home from work. Really though, I'm sorry that you called me in the middle of the day when you were bored and wanted to talk when I was actually busy for the first time in months. I guess it is sort of payback for the times I have called you when you are at work. Maybe we should try calling each other at night like normal people =) Sincerely, Me