Apology #214

Dear Dream House, I'm sorry, but you will just have to wait a few more months for me to buy you. Try to put off bad vibes for anyone else who looks at you, but if you can't, I guess I'll have to forgive you. Sincerely, Me

Apology #200

Dear Title Company, I'm sorry that you decided, on your own, to change items on the deed to my house, then had me sign that paperwork only to declare that it was invalid three days later...because of your mistake. I'm also sorry that you do not seem to want to admit that you made said mistake. Everyone involved knows that it was you, so why not own up to it? Sincerely, Me

Apology #176

Dear Driveway, I'm sorry that we shoveled you during a break in the latest snow storm only to wake up the next morning to four more inches covering you. I'm also sorry that I had to shovel you last night in the dark when the temperature dipped below zero. Such is life. Sincerely, Me

Apology #174

Dear Costco, I'm sorry that the sheer vastness of your building fooled me into buying two TVs that I thought were going to be smaller once they arrived at my house. Not that I'm complaining, but man, those things are big! Sincerely, Me