Apology #257

Dear Aspen,

I thought you were going to be somewhat cool because of your portrayal in "Dumb and Dumber" but you really sucked. You weren't even like any of the other mountain towns we have visted...and that I expected you to be like.

Sorry you didn't live up to the hype and that I will most likely never visit you again, unless it is to see the Hunter S. Thompson Memorial.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #256

Dear Co-Worker,

I'm sorry that I have been a bit snappy lately...but you do know that it is month end and that every other department besides yours has to compile reports that take at least a day and a half to complete?

Yeah, I don't really like to be bothered when I'm balls deep in a spreadsheet.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #255

Dear Cube Farm,

I'm sorry, but the best part about having an office is being able to close the door and drown out the incessant bitching that seems to be taking place every single second of the work day. Aim high, and then you too might be able to bitch about work behind a closed door.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #254

Dear New Guy,

I'm sorry that you seem incompetent. I'm also sorry that I can't seem to help myself from rolling my eyes after every single conversation we have.

Hopefully I'll get over that soon.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #253

Dear The Word: "Snarky",

I'm sorry, but I believe that you are over used and misunderstood.

Therefore, I hate you and try like the dickens not to use you. I'm actually ashamed that I used you here...never again...never again.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #252

Dear Alarm System Company,

I'm sorry that you had to be here first thing Monday morning. I'm mostly sorry though that your being here caused the alarm to been constantly and for a ridiculously long amount of time before anyone had ingested any hint of caffine.

You suck.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #251

Dear Camping Neighbors,

I'm sorry that we were a-hootin and a-hollerin for most of Saturday night...well, when I say sorry, it really means that I'm not in this case because we had a crapload of fun and I didn't really appreciate your stink eye Sunday morning when you decided it would be nice to walk your three MASSIVE pit bulls by our camp just to tell me that, "gee, you guys had fun last night, huh?"

Yes...yes we did.

Sorry, but not really...oh...and I said that to your face too.

Sincerely,
Me