Apology #257

Dear Aspen,

I thought you were going to be somewhat cool because of your portrayal in "Dumb and Dumber" but you really sucked. You weren't even like any of the other mountain towns we have visted...and that I expected you to be like.

Sorry you didn't live up to the hype and that I will most likely never visit you again, unless it is to see the Hunter S. Thompson Memorial.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #248

Dear Trip To San Francisco,

I'm sorry, but we won't be making you next weekend...soon though, soon...I will be eating in your garlicy and fog-ridden restaurants after taking in your sights.

Until then...

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #26

Dear Readers,

I'm sorry that I'm going on vacation and giving you more than one apology per day.  Trying to cover my bases, you know?  I'm going to try my hardest to be as far away from the computer as possible...so again, my apologies for front loading the daily apology and then missing a few days in between!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #21

Dear Vacation,

I'm sorry that I cannot speed time up to make you get here faster, nor slow time down once you arrive.  I'm sure we will have a lovely time together, but I wish that it could be more like a month instead of a week.

Sincerely,
Me