Apology #260

Dear Work,

I'm sorry that you are not fulfilling anything other than my need to pay bills/pay my mortgage. Sitting here, waiting desperately for another project to be approved, is starting to kill me.

I'd like to say that I'm sorry for trying to find another job, but that would be dishonest.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #250

Dear Broke Co-Worker,

I'm sorry that you had to give your house to the bank and now the fact that your husband is spending a few extra dollars on his car is giving you a heart attack. Not sure what snarky thing I can say...mostly because you have a 15 month old child at home and are 5 months pregnant.

Good luck with that!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #248

Dear Trip To San Francisco,

I'm sorry, but we won't be making you next weekend...soon though, soon...I will be eating in your garlicy and fog-ridden restaurants after taking in your sights.

Until then...

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #10

Dear Friends,

I'm sorry that you have gone over your budget.  It happens to the best of us and sure, you can get upset for a while, but then its time to move on and get over it.  I mean, how many times have I been there...where mac and cheese is a luxury?

Plus, this whole "being over budget" business really screws up my birthday plans since you were supposed to go camping with us.

So here's another apology...sorry that we "forced" gas money on you so you can go with us...it just wouldn't be the same without you!

Sincerely,
Me