Apology #250

Dear Broke Co-Worker,

I'm sorry that you had to give your house to the bank and now the fact that your husband is spending a few extra dollars on his car is giving you a heart attack. Not sure what snarky thing I can say...mostly because you have a 15 month old child at home and are 5 months pregnant.

Good luck with that!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #173

Dear Women I Know Who Lost Their Husbands Recently, I'm sorry that you have lost your husband. It makes it worse that you were pregnant at the time. I know a few of you and I am so tremendously sorry for your loss. I can't even imagine what pain you have gone through even with the joy of having a new baby around. Sincerely, Me

Apology #1

Dear Pregnant Lady Who Uses The Communal Bathroom After Me,

I'm sorry for the smells that sometimes linger in the bathroom.  I know that they are terribly offensive to your nose and I do try to spray that awful orange stuff you left on the back of the toilet, but I think that this somehow makes things worse.

Sincerely,
Me