Apology #263

Dear Potential New Job,

I'm sorry that somehow you will probably not have the right salary range for me. You sound like a wonderful job where I can grow, but if I receive an offer from you, I'm not sure I can accept...mostly because it wouldn't be just another job...it would mean that we would move across the country and start a new life.

That being said though, we are in a tough economy and you will most likely offer me more than I am currently making. I'm not sure if I can realisticly expect more than what I am guessing you will offer.

Only time will tell.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #250

Dear Broke Co-Worker,

I'm sorry that you had to give your house to the bank and now the fact that your husband is spending a few extra dollars on his car is giving you a heart attack. Not sure what snarky thing I can say...mostly because you have a 15 month old child at home and are 5 months pregnant.

Good luck with that!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #10

Dear Friends,

I'm sorry that you have gone over your budget.  It happens to the best of us and sure, you can get upset for a while, but then its time to move on and get over it.  I mean, how many times have I been there...where mac and cheese is a luxury?

Plus, this whole "being over budget" business really screws up my birthday plans since you were supposed to go camping with us.

So here's another apology...sorry that we "forced" gas money on you so you can go with us...it just wouldn't be the same without you!

Sincerely,
Me