Apology #256

Dear Co-Worker,

I'm sorry that I have been a bit snappy lately...but you do know that it is month end and that every other department besides yours has to compile reports that take at least a day and a half to complete?

Yeah, I don't really like to be bothered when I'm balls deep in a spreadsheet.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #251

Dear Camping Neighbors,

I'm sorry that we were a-hootin and a-hollerin for most of Saturday night...well, when I say sorry, it really means that I'm not in this case because we had a crapload of fun and I didn't really appreciate your stink eye Sunday morning when you decided it would be nice to walk your three MASSIVE pit bulls by our camp just to tell me that, "gee, you guys had fun last night, huh?"

Yes...yes we did.

Sorry, but not really...oh...and I said that to your face too.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #3

Dear Facebook Friends,

I'm sorry that I don't always respond or "like" your status updates.  Sometimes I find them very interesting, but most of the time I find it dull and drab...especially when you post Bible verses.  Not that I have anything against the Bible, but having Leviticus shoved down my throat at 6:53am when I should be working and am instead checking facebook to make sure everyone is still alive isn't really my cup of tea.

Sincerely,
Me