Showing posts with label Camping. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Camping. Show all posts

Monday, August 29, 2011

Apology #251

Dear Camping Neighbors,

I'm sorry that we were a-hootin and a-hollerin for most of Saturday night...well, when I say sorry, it really means that I'm not in this case because we had a crapload of fun and I didn't really appreciate your stink eye Sunday morning when you decided it would be nice to walk your three MASSIVE pit bulls by our camp just to tell me that, "gee, you guys had fun last night, huh?"

Yes...yes we did.

Sorry, but not really...oh...and I said that to your face too.

Sincerely,
Me

Monday, July 19, 2010

Apology #11

Dear Guy who joined us camping, but who we don't really know,

Sorry everyone was so messed up on Saturday night...two full days of drinking will do that to you, especially when you are in the woods.  Not sure what your issue was though and why you decided to fill the role of antagonist, but thank you for going to bed early so I didn't have to worry about offending you any more.

Sincerely,
Me