Apology #255

Dear Cube Farm,

I'm sorry, but the best part about having an office is being able to close the door and drown out the incessant bitching that seems to be taking place every single second of the work day. Aim high, and then you too might be able to bitch about work behind a closed door.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #17

Dear Timeclock,

I'm sorry that I'm on overtime right now and that it is costing the company extra money for me to sit here and do nothing while my boss tries to figure out how to get his head out of his ass, but in the end, it really profits me, so I can't complain.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #9

Dear Boss,

I'm sorry that I am not a mind reader.

I should be passing that class next semester, but so far, my vision is cloudy.

Sincerely,
Me