Apology #245

Dear Man Standing Outside of Wal-Mart,

I'm sorry that it seemed to me as though you were talking passionate to the cars driving by...you looked like a crazy person, but my guess is that you had a blue tooth on that was obscured by your long hippie hair. Get a job.

Sincerely, Me

**Note -- I feel I must clarify why I was driving past the Wal-Mart...you see, our grocery store, pet store and Wal-Mart all share the same parking lot, so unless I want to fight traffic getting on or off the highway, driving past the entrance of said store is inevitable.

Apology #244

Dear Front Office Chick,

I'm sorry that you seem to think that wearing spandex pants and/or leggings is ok just because they are black. They are NOT ok. Even if you were a size 2, they would not be ok...and honey, you are far from being in that size 2. Please do us all a favor and burn them when you get home.

Sincerely, Me

Apology #243

Dear Dog,

I'm sorry that I'm taking you to the groomers on Friday. Last time you were there you seem traumatized, but I'm guessing that was from the HUGE pit bull next to you that barked in your face the entire time. Poor Puppy. But at least you'll be clean for about 5 minutes after I pick you up! Always a plus =)

Sincerely, Me

Apology #242

Dear Guys In The Shop,

I'm sorry that you didn't realize you were cutting an active water pipe and then ended up with a flood on your hands. I am not sorry, however, that we had to stay here sans accessbile toilets until you fixed your mistake.

Sincerely, Me

Apology #241

Dear Gym,

I'm sorry I haven't seen you in over a week now. A part of me actually misses you...mostly because when I am able to visit you and get my sweat all over you, that means I'm healthy...and when I don't see you, that means I'm either on vacation (I wish!) or sick (super lame). Hopefully we'll see one another soon.

Sincerely, Me

Apology #240

Dear Crazy People of the World,

I'm sorry that you are crazy, but thank you for making me feel so well adjusted.

Sincerely, Me

Apology #239

Dear Cranky Police Officer In The Unmarked Car Yesterday,

I'm sorry that you deal with jerks all day long. I'm sorry that this has skewed your view of people...although, I can't say that I'm surprised with the caliber of people you must interact with daily. I'm also sorry that you were trying to block my way home yesterday, but did such an unsuccessful job that I thought you were pulling someone over in a weird way instead of actually blocking said road.

Therefore, no need to be an a*hole when I apologize for trying to go around your weird stop...but at least you sort of melted when I explained that you just stopping in the road like you did, didn't really signify that things were closed...oh well...at least you are there to help us when things go wrong. And thank you for that.

Sincerely, Me