Dear Front Office Chick,
I'm sorry that you seem to think that wearing spandex pants and/or leggings is ok just because they are black. They are NOT ok. Even if you were a size 2, they would not be ok...and honey, you are far from being in that size 2. Please do us all a favor and burn them when you get home.
Sincerely, Me
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Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Monday, July 12, 2010
Apology #5
Dear Fashion Gods,
I'm sorry that I had to buy a Hawaiian shirt last week. You know in your heart of hearts that I would not willingly do this, but it was for a Luau themed wedding and the dress code was strictly enforced. Please note that I will be burning said shirt in a week's time as an offering to you and your mighty power.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm sorry that I had to buy a Hawaiian shirt last week. You know in your heart of hearts that I would not willingly do this, but it was for a Luau themed wedding and the dress code was strictly enforced. Please note that I will be burning said shirt in a week's time as an offering to you and your mighty power.
Sincerely,
Me
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