Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Apology #245

Dear Man Standing Outside of Wal-Mart,

I'm sorry that it seemed to me as though you were talking passionate to the cars driving by...you looked like a crazy person, but my guess is that you had a blue tooth on that was obscured by your long hippie hair. Get a job.

Sincerely, Me

**Note -- I feel I must clarify why I was driving past the Wal-Mart...you see, our grocery store, pet store and Wal-Mart all share the same parking lot, so unless I want to fight traffic getting on or off the highway, driving past the entrance of said store is inevitable.

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