Apology #245

Dear Man Standing Outside of Wal-Mart,

I'm sorry that it seemed to me as though you were talking passionate to the cars driving by...you looked like a crazy person, but my guess is that you had a blue tooth on that was obscured by your long hippie hair. Get a job.

Sincerely, Me

**Note -- I feel I must clarify why I was driving past the Wal-Mart...you see, our grocery store, pet store and Wal-Mart all share the same parking lot, so unless I want to fight traffic getting on or off the highway, driving past the entrance of said store is inevitable.

Apology #240

Dear Crazy People of the World,

I'm sorry that you are crazy, but thank you for making me feel so well adjusted.

Sincerely, Me

Apology #205

Dear Friend of a Friend, I'm sorry that you are completely bonkers and think that I'm trying to "steal" your/our friend away from you. Nothing could be further from the truth. In fact, the only truth that is blindingly apparent is that you kind of suck as a friend and that's probably why you are upset. Maybe someday you will get over it. Sincerely, Me PS Selling drugs to said friend's spouse when they are on probation and then not telling said friend about it = really messed up.