Apology #233

Dear Work,

I'm sorry that I'm applying for new jobs during business hours, using your computer and your internet connection. If only you actually had something for me to do! I know I shouldn't complain about that, but unlike a vast majority of people, I actually like to be busy during work hours instead of pretending to be busy...makes the day go by faster. S

incerely, Me

Apology #232

Dear Local Friends and family,

I'm sorry that I have to keep secrets from you...they are for your own good because they are about things I'm thinking of doing, not things that have already been decided upon...and please do not think that this means I'm going to off myself or anything...it means that these things are life changing in a most positive manner...maybe not positive for you, but definitely positive for me and my spouse.

Sincerely, Me

Apology #231

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm sorry that my brother, your son, does not think about your feelings. I know that someday he will look back on this past 10 year period and wonder what happened and probably blame some external force instead of thinking about the things he did and how he could have changed them. I guess that if it is any consolation, at least you still have me. Sincerely, Me

Apology #230

Dear Doggins, I'm sorry that I made you go for a run while I rode my bike on Saturday. I'm glad that we turned around when we did so you could get some rest. I guess we need to get you back in running condition...shouldn't be too hard since you are part greyhound! Sincerely, Me

Apology #229

Dear Endocrinologist, I'm sorry, but I think that you are fairly ridiculous in thinking that upping my workouts to 5 days a week of non-stop cardio is actually going to make a difference...adding one extra hour may help a bit, but it definitely won't melt that extra 25 lbs off! Sincerely, Me

Apology #228

Dear Friend Who Gave Birth Recently, I'm sorry to tell you that the wonder of your childbirth is something I am ok not witnessing a second time. Also, please stop telling my spouse and myself to get on the baby train...after what I saw, I think it is going to take a while. Sincerely, Me

Apology #227

Dear Lymph-nodes, I'm sorry that you are currently pissed off and that drinking copious amounts of water is not helping. Please give me some sign that you are getting better soon! Sincerely, Me