Apology #192

Dear Girl On The Treadmill Next To Me That Weighs Exactly 1/2 of My Body Weight, I'm sorry that I snuck a peek at your weight when you entered it into the machine, but seriously, don't you think that it is time to eat a hamburger or some bacon and get some meat on your bones? Sincerely, Me

Apology #191

Dear Tuesday, I'm sorry that I keep thinking you are Wednesday. I'll try to do better next time. Sincerely, Me

Apology #190

Dear Friend Who Didn't Get That Job, I'm sorry that you didn't get the job you had hoped for, but knowing and understanding what has been going on in your life the past few months, maybe it is a good thing...for now. Please don't give up though!!! Sincerely, Me

Apology #189

Dear Promotional Codes Found Online, I'm sorry, but you seem to rarely work. Not sure why I keep on checking and trying to use you, but alas, such is life. Sincerely, Me

Apology #188

Dear Greek Yogurt, I'm sorry that I didn't understand how awesome you are until a few days ago. Now you are a staple in my diet. Sincerely, Me

Apology #187

Dear Tooth With Crown On It, I'm sorry that I decided to chew on a lollipop yesterday and that you decided to come off unexpectedly. Thank you though, for reminding me that I don't need to eat candy. Sincerely, Me

Apology #186

Dear Walnuts, I'm sorry that you slightly resemble a brain and that eating you when in half form makes me slightly nervous. Sincerely, Me