Dear Beloved Cousin,
I'm sorry that Grandma decided to tell you that "you're almost my favorite". We all know that means that I took the #1 spot because I am the shit.
I love you all the more because you laughed it off and told me that I was Grandma's favorite, even without her saying it.
You are truly the best!
Sincerely,
Me
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