Dear Dog I Tried To Dogsit,
I'm sorry that I had to send you home after spraying you with the spray bottle, yelling at you after you went after our retarded cat, getting into a fight with our dog when you went after said retarded cat, putting you in the kennel/crate when we went to bed, taking you out of the kennel/crate because you started to howl in the house, trying everything we know to get you to lay down, go to sleep and leave the cats alone. There was more but I am tired after typing all of that. Not to mention the fact that you woke me up every twenty minutes to half an hour after I succumbed to your demands, locked the cats in both of the bedrooms and slept on the couch with you, because you wanted to get behind those closed doors and eat the cats.
I'm sorry I had to concede defeat. It isn't pretty.
Sincerely,
Me
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