Apology #145

Dear Front Office Chick,

I'm sorry, but it is winter (Christmas is only 17 days away and we are in Denver) and you are wearing capris in the office.

1. It is freezing
2. I don't want to look at your calves
3. If you insist on wearing capris in the winter, the least you could do is turn up the heat in the office since you are the only one with a key to the thermostat cover
4. Did I mention that it is winter?
5. I have my winter coat draped over my long pants as well as my company branded zip-up hoodie on and I'm still freezing. Something about this just doesn't make sense.

I guess my apology is more to myself that I have to deal with your weirdness...so... 

Dear Self,

I'm sorry you work with a bunch of morons.

Sincerely,
Me