Monday, January 3, 2011

Apology #157

Dear Guy Who Got Behind Me This Morning And Tailgated For The Rest Of My Drive,

I'm sorry that you decided tailgating is an appropriate behavior at 6:45am, but thank you for using the wrong turn signal to get into the fast lane, thus indicating that you were not the fuzz getting ready to pull me over for speeding.

Word to the wise, if you are getting into the left lane, use your left turn signal...not your right. If, in fact, you did do this, I'm sorry, but it seems you need to visit your local mechanic. If you do not know the difference between left and right, I'm sorry for that as well because it means you need to go back to pre-school.

Sincerely,
Me

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