Dear Political Candidates,
I'm sorry, but I think that your time and energy as well as numerous dollars would be better spent not sending me junk mail and hiring some phone bank to call every five minutes after 5pm.
You have officially made me not vote for you due to your harassment.
Sincerely,
Me
PS
Although the actual visits to my house would be a nice gesture if this was 1955, it is creepy and offensive when you pound on my door while I am lounging in the bathtub.
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