Dear Office Mates,
I'm sorry that you have the Bubonic Plague, but you really should stay at home instead of infecting me...or anyone else in the office for that matter.
Also, I'm sorry that your mother never taught you to cover your mouth (preferably with your elbow) when you cough or to hold a tissue up to your nose when you sneeze.
You need some manners and lessons in personal hygine...but don't come knocking on my door with your germ encrusted hands...there's no amount of hand sanitizer that will make you go away.
Sincerely,
Me
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