Apology #101

Dear Soon To Be Born Niece Or Nephew,

I'm sorry that you are being born to super religous people...but hey, at least you'll be able to visit with us and see the softer side of the world.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #100

Dear European Colleage Here For A Visit,

I'm sorry that you had a late flight, but I am not sorry that I asked my only friend in the office to cough in his hand before you shook it.  That's what you get for being mean to all of us =)

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #99

Dear Mother-In-Law,

I'm sorry that you and I don't get along. I'm also sorry that I am envious of those who do love their child's spouse, or at the very least, tolerate them.

I'm not sorry, however, that the next time I see you, I will not be listening to anything that comes from you. I will be walking away with my head held high knowing that you can't do anything about it.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #98

Dear Vegans,

I'm sorry, but I have to agree with this.  Unless you live like a hermit and make everything yourself, there really isn't a true vegan out there.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #97

Dear Big-Wig From Europe Visiting This Week At The Office,

I'm sorry that I just don't like you or your accent.  Some days you sound like Hitler...and you aren't even from Germany.

What gives?

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #96

Dear Wind,

I'm sorry, but you suck.  Gale force winds with clear and sunny skies? C'mon...at least give me some rain!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #95

Dear Toes,

I'm sorry that socks are not enough to help keep you warm during the winter months. Perhaps we need to get another cat and train it to sit directly on you.

Hmmm...possibilities.

Sincerely,
Me