Dear Cold Weather,
I'm sorry that I forgot how much you suck. Also, why is the air conditioner on in the office right now? I think I need a blanket.
Sincerely,
Me
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 18, 2010
Apology #89
Dear Closed Minded Relatives,
I'm sorry that you think that sterotypes of people define them and then judge those individuals based on said stereotypes. That being said, I'm sorry to myself and those that were being judged for not speaking up in that moment to say that just because you have heard something about a group of people does not mean that it is true, especially for members of that group/race/community that you are related to.
Disappointment in so many different ways.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm sorry that you think that sterotypes of people define them and then judge those individuals based on said stereotypes. That being said, I'm sorry to myself and those that were being judged for not speaking up in that moment to say that just because you have heard something about a group of people does not mean that it is true, especially for members of that group/race/community that you are related to.
Disappointment in so many different ways.
Sincerely,
Me
Friday, October 15, 2010
Apology #88
Dear Stomach,
I'm sorry that after weeks of eating like a bird due to scheduling conflicts, your day with two complete meals has left you feeling not so great. Guess next time we should eat like a bird even if a full plate is before us.
Sorry again.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm sorry that after weeks of eating like a bird due to scheduling conflicts, your day with two complete meals has left you feeling not so great. Guess next time we should eat like a bird even if a full plate is before us.
Sorry again.
Sincerely,
Me
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Apology #87
Dear Future Houseguests,
I'm sorry that you missed last night's hommade gumbo. It was delicious.
Not sure what to make you for dinner tonight since I used all of my inspiration yesterday.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm sorry that you missed last night's hommade gumbo. It was delicious.
Not sure what to make you for dinner tonight since I used all of my inspiration yesterday.
Sincerely,
Me
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Apology #86
Dear Celebrity Couples Who Broke Up This Week (Christina Aguleria/Her Husband, Courtney Cox/David Arquette, Laura Dern/Ben Harper),
I'm sorry that I couldn't care less.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm sorry that I couldn't care less.
Sincerely,
Me
Apology #85
Dear Floss,
I'm sorry that I have been neglecting you...or rather neglecting to use you. I promise to use you up...andsing that Bill Withers song while doing it.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm sorry that I have been neglecting you...or rather neglecting to use you. I promise to use you up...andsing that Bill Withers song while doing it.
Sincerely,
Me
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Apology #84
Dear Ouzo,
I'm sorry but we must never meet again. Every time we do, I end up blacking out. I only say this after recently getting newly found old rolls of actual film developed and not being able to remember that night (not because it was about 8 years ago, but because ouzo was poured down my throat by some scary Greek man). These pictures promptly reminded me of the other nights you and I had met and how I can't remember anything from then either.
Sorry, but it just won't work out anymore.
Sincerely,
Me
I'm sorry but we must never meet again. Every time we do, I end up blacking out. I only say this after recently getting newly found old rolls of actual film developed and not being able to remember that night (not because it was about 8 years ago, but because ouzo was poured down my throat by some scary Greek man). These pictures promptly reminded me of the other nights you and I had met and how I can't remember anything from then either.
Sorry, but it just won't work out anymore.
Sincerely,
Me
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