Apology #75

Dear Cousin,

I'm sorry that you thought that a handful of people could paint an entire house in one day...a house with 20 foot vaulted ceilings and a girlfriend who had a baby just a week prior.

I'm also sorry that you only thought to buy one large paint roller, thus making the goal fairly impossible.

I am not sorry, however, that we left when the sun set...7 hours of painting someone else's house is just too much!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #74

Dear Readers,

I'm sorry for slacking on my daily apologies. Please blame the day and a half of meetings I have been in which I had many great thoughts of apologies that were then dashed out by sales and marketing statistics.

I'll try harder to please you.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #73

Dear Water,

I'm sorry I don't drink more of you for the obvious health benefits.  If only you didn't taste so...what is the word I'm looking for....like water?

Here's to trying!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #72

Dear Sunrise,

I'm sorry to say that though you are very lovely I really don't like seeing you...unless it is after a night of partying and your arrival is our signal to go home...but on the way to work, again, while I appreciate your beauty, I just don't want to see you.

Sincerely,
me

Apology #71

Dear Everyone Else Driving To Work at 6:45am,

I'm sorry that you like my car so much that you have to slow down traffic just to stare at it...I mean, that's really the only logical explaination for traffic to date!

I'll try harder to keep the exterior of said vehicle dirty and of no interest to you...maybe then we could all get to work on time.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #70

Dear Scale,

I'm sorry that I dread stepping on you when the occasion arises, even if I have been able to make that stupid number smaller over the past few months.

Still, you are not my friend and I'm sorry about that.  I just don't think our relationship is that healthy...

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #69

Dear People Who Update Facebook with "Mai" instead of "My",

I'm sorry, but you need to go back to school and until then, I am deleting you from my newsfeed.

Sincerely,
Me