Apology #61

Dear Burning Plastic Smell That Has Permiated Everything In The Office,

I'm not sure what caused you to exist in the hallowed halls of my office, but I would greatly appreciate if you would leave. I'm sorry to be asking this, but you have made me smell an awful lot like you and have given me a headache.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #60

Dear Self,

I'm sorry that I often-times let fear of the unknown creep in and either make me hesitant to go out and enjoy life to the fullest or to completely disown the idea in the first place.  Its time to stop being a scaredy cat and go for your dreams!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #59

Dear Fall,

As much as I love you as a season, I do not like the cold nights mixed with the warm days.  I'm sorry for this because I love you, your colors, smells, sights and sounds...just not the cold.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #58

Dear Boss,

I'm sorry that you seem to think I cannot comprehend what a closed door means.  Yes I know that you are busy which is why I sent you an email instead of opening your door.

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #57

Dear Pregnant Friends and Family,

I'm sorry that you are desperate for us to engage in some bad decisions one night and get knocked up so we can join your ranks.  Don't worry, we'll let you know when the time has come and gone for our drunken shenannigans and in turn baby creation moment.  You will find out when we're good and ready to tell you!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #56

Dear Car,

I'm sorry that you have had to hear us talking about getting you a new sibling after trading in your old one, but rest assured that it is not you, so stop acting up!

Sincerely,
Me

Apology #55

Dear Carpet Cleaning Cousin,

I'm sorry if I ever made fun of you and your chosen profession, especially since you helped me with the stupid oil slick in my car.

Here's to your future!

Sincerely,
Me